Here goes:Page 6: Voldemort and the Death Eaters exposit that they are using mindcontrol to gradually take over the Ministry of Magic.
Page 10: Remus and Tonks got married offscreen. Voldemort makes fun of the Malfoys for being related to Tonks.
Page 30: "Chapter Three: The Dursleys Departing." Harry being emo and a holy hell amount of sidetracking. It begins with the Dursleys deciding to commit suicide and not run for their lives because Uncle Vernon is a stupid fat fuck and why should he believe in magic, anyway?
Page 34: Amazingly, after seven books, Harry finally convinces Uncle Vernon that he is a stupid fat fuck and maybe the Dursleys should run for their lives.
Page 56: Hedwig bites it (HEDWIG's DEAD!) as the Death Eaters attack. Still, we'll have all those great memories of Hedwig. Like the time Hedwig delivered a package. Or the other time Hedwig delivered a package.
Page 78: ....aaaaaand it's Moody (MOODY'S DEAD!). Off-camera. Sidenote: "Harry felt as though something inside him was falling, falling through the earth, leaving him forever."
Page 137: "Chapter Eight: The Wedding." A lot of amusing scenery, and then about halfway through the chapter it turns back to the tragic and mysterious family history of the Dumbledores again. However, the chapter ends on a high note as Kingsley sends a magic thingie to tell everybody that Minister Rufus is dead and the Ministry has fallen and the Death Eaters are coming
Page 186: And the mysterious R.A.B. introduced in book six is Sirius's brother Regulus Black.
Page 212: Because Remus Lupin was just too awesome a character, it's time to give him MORE ANGST. He got Tonks pregnant with a POTENTIAL WEREWOLF BABY! How could he do that? He is a filthy filthy boy! Filthy, filthy, filthy (insert spanking noise here), filthy boy!
Page 225: Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
Page 246: "Chapter Thirteen: The Muggle-Born Registration Commission." Unsurprisingly,Dolores "Bitch" Umbridge is cheerfully working with the MBRC And Harry realizes that their elaborate plan is,kind of stupid because they didn't figure out what to do beyond actually getting into the Ministry
Page 273: Ron doesn't want to call Voldemort by his name. Ron Weasley: date rapist, hypocrite, general idiot and total chickenshit. (Oli is gna freak out)
Page 306:And Ron throws a tantrum and fucks off home, finally. (Ron leaves home! Wheee.)
Page 330: "Bathilda's Secret." Aberforth Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore's brother, stole whatever Voldemort is looking for. By page 340, it's actually that Bathilda is Voldemort's snake.
Page 371: Oh, good, Ron is back. Everybody, wave your tiny little flag for Ron.
Page 388: "Chapter Twenty: Xenophilius Lovegood." And Ron reveals that Voldemort's cast a spell so that when anybody says his name, it alerts the Death Eaters and breaks protective spells
Page 445: And Harry says "Voldemort" aloud, despite having been warned that it is magic and a big-ass signal to the people hunting them. Because he is retarded
Page 460: So they've been captured, taken to Malfoy Manor where they're surrounded by the enemy, stripped of all weapons, and trapped in a cellar while Bellatrix tortures Hermione. I wonder who will save them this time how they will get out of this jam?
Page 467: OH FUCK ME IT'S DOBBY. Dobby is going to save their asses. God I hate Dobby. I hope he dies in a fire
Page 470: And Wormtail dies at his own (well, technically Voldemort's, but still) hand.
Page 475: DOBBY DIES! Not in a fire, but good enough.
Page 605: Everybody shows up to fight the bad guys - the Order of the Phoenix, the graduated Dumbledore's Army members, Oliver Wood (who will presumably, I dunno, fly around on his broomstick at them or something), and even Percy, who has an awkward reconciliationwith his family.
Page 625: Ron and Hermione make out.
Page 633:Crabbe destroyed the Horcrux by accident.
Page 655: Voldemort kills Snape, because Snape is the true master of the Elder Wand (having killed Dumbledore), and that means Voldy has to kill Snape to take the Elder Wand properly from him. Villain logic.
Page 657: But Snape gives a weird silvery goop to Harry for some reason. Possibly, and this is just a theory, because he is a SECRET GOOD GUY. Could that silvery goop possibly be Snape's memories?
Page 661: And both Remus and Tonks are dead too. THE WEREWOLF BABY IS AN ORPHAN!
Page 663: At long last, all the secrets of Severus Snape revealed.1.) He was in love with Harry's mother since he was little.2.) He really hated James Potter (okay, not a secret really).3.) Aunt Petunia begged to go to Hogwarts along with Lily.4.) He quit the Death Eaters when he found out that Voldemort was targeting Lily.5.) Dumbledore was a dead man from the time he tried on the ring and asked Snape to kill him to spare him a suffering end.6. Harry's soul is connected to Voldemort's and as a result Harry is a sort of a Horcrux himself, and while he's alive, Voldemort can't die.7. It was Snape who led Harry to Godric's sword, who Confunded Mundungus Fletcher into coming up with the escape plan and who attempted to save George during the seven Potters escape.
Page 698: Harry finally opens his Snitch and activates the Resurrection Stone to talk with Lupin, Sirius and his parents. Sirius, predictably, says that dying is dead easy and kind of radical.
Page 704: Voldyemort finishes Harry
Page 705: "Chapter Thirty-Five: King's Cross." Harry wakes up in a misty forest, he doesn't need glasses, he's naked - surely he must be dead! But Dumbledore is there, and he says Harry isn't dead. (Unlike Harry, Dumbledore gets to wear clothes) ( HAHAHA all dead pple go t the same place & actually get t meet each other)
Page 733: Neville pulls Godric's sword out of the Sorting Hat and killsVoldemort's snake. A horde of forest monsters attacks Hogwarts and the battle starts up again. More good guys show up, more bad guys show up, and Kreacher leads the house elves in a tiny army against Voldemort.
Page 753: "Epilogue:Ginny and Harry have three kids (James, Lily and Albus Severus).Ron and Hermione have two (Hugo and Rose).Draco has one (Scorpius).Teddy Lupin is a family friend and apparently dating Bill and Fleur's daughter.Neville is Professor of Herbology at Hogwarts.
And everything is fine and happy.
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